ElectrifiedbyLightning: Science Memes!

Funny Quotes

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." Emo Philips
"A positive additude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy most people to make it worth the effort."-Herm Albright
"A word to the wise ain't necessary its the stupid ones that need the advice."-Bill Cosby
"An optimist is a fellow who belives a housefly is looking for a way out."
"Darth Vader Impression: Luke (wheeze)... I am, (wheeze)... your father... and you don't call...you don't write... NOTHING."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."-Oprah Winfrey
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."-Peter Tosh
"Forecast for tonight...DARK."-George Carlin
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."-Oscar Wilde
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"I never sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"If you die in an elevator be sure to press the Up button"- Sam Levenson
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."-Erma Bombeck
"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them." - Homer
"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer
"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river"
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway." - Homer

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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

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